| While  it doesn’t hold a flamethrower to the 1982 cult classic, The Thing prequel is itself a genuinely frightening and horrific  monster movie. For those  who don’t know (and shame on you if you don’t), The Thing is a prequel to the John Carpenter classic of the same  name, which itself was a remake of the 1951 film The Thing From Another World based  on the short story by John W. Campbell Jr. Carpenter’s  1982 version of The Thing is seen by  many as a horror masterpiece thanks to its tight direction, well played performances  and the excellent special effects work by Rob Bottin. In short, it sits on top of  a high pedestal that Dutch director Matthijs van Heijningen needed a rocket  pack to reach. That he makes it three quarters of the way is enough to make his Thing a success. The  film begins in Antarctica, where a group of Norwegian researchers discover a  long buried UFO and its frozen extra-terrestrial inhabitant. A team led by  scientist Dr. Sander Halversen (played to asshole perfection by Ulrich Thomsen)  and featuring American palaeontologist Dr. Kate Lloyd (Mary Elizabeth Winstead)  and helicopter pilot Braxton Carter (Joel Edgerton), attempt to study the long  thought dead creature only for it to awaken from its centuries long slumber and  kill-consume-replicate its new human playthings. What follows  is a scary and horrific sci-fi movie, where the line between murder and survival  is blurred when anyone could be a shape shifting creature waiting to pounce. Van  Heijningen carefully balances suspense with bloodshed while also evoking scenarios  which fans of the original will recognise and newcomers will also get a kick  out of. However, what this Thing is  lacking are memorable personalities to latch onto, with many of the Norwegian  characters amalgamating into a fog of big beard and warm knitted sweater Nordic  stereotypes. The one  true personality is found in Mary Elizabeth Winstead’s scientist, who brings a  Sigourney Weaver vibe in her portrayal of a beautiful and intelligent woman  battling creatures from outer space. Edgerton however is wasted as the hard man  helicopter pilot. What The Thing lacks in personable figures  it makes up in ferocious violence and tension thick tone worthy of its hard  certification (MA in Australia, R in the U.S.). The imagery here is nightmare  inducing, with horrific mutations and gross out sequences created via practical  special effects and CGI courtesy of creature effects specialists Tom Woofdruff  Jr. and Alec Gillis, and visual effects producer Petra Holtorf-Stratton. Of  course the effects don’t have the same “charm” as Rob Bottin’s ground breaking  work. Nor does Van Heijningen match the filmmaking of John Carpenter, or  Winstead/Edgerton make for a substitute to original hero Kurt Russell. Yet as  a prelude to an iconic horror classic, The  Thing is much better than it should be and is sure to be loved by Thing fans and novices alike. |