Vatican set papal thriller Conclave is a  predictably anti-Catholic screed on the current state of the Church as told  through a biased perspective that will appease secular audiences yet warrant  condemnation from Christians who know better.
                      Based on the Robert Harris book of the same name, to describe Conclave as akin to a trashy melodrama written by Dan Brown (The  Da Vinci Code) would be apt. Yet in their bid to be ‘brave and bold’ and  take on the big, bad Catholic Church, director Edward Berger (All Quiet  on the Western Front) and screenwriter Peter Straughan (Tinker  Tailor Soldier Story) have mistaken exploitation for intelligence and  shallow-deep commentary for depth. 
                       
                      
                       
                      Conclave begins with the death of an unnamed pope.  With his room sealed and death ruled as by natural causes, the first steps are  taken to find the next pontiff through the process of a papal conclave, in  which Catholic Cardinals from all over the world gather in seclusion at the  Vatican until they chose who will be the successor of Saint Peter and lead the  Catholic Church.
                      Charged with leading the conclave is Cardinal Lawrence  (Ralph Fiennes) who is presented as a rational and morally upstanding man from  the liberal section of the Church. True to cliché, Lawrence is also written as  a man who is struggling with his faith, since of course every protagonist in a  Catholic-tinged movie must have a crisis of faith. 
                      Several key figures are in line for the papacy: Cardinal  Bellini (Stanley Tucci) the pro-LGBT candidate from America; Cardinal Adeyemi (Lucian  Msamati) from Nigeria who is the odds-on favourite; the shrewd Cardinal  Tremblay (John Lithgow); and mysterious newcomer Cardinal Benitez (Carlos  Diehz.)
                      Then there is Cardinal Tedesco (Sergio Castellitto) the Italian  staunch conservative who envisions a Church that embraces its pre-Vatican II  traditions. According to Conclave to be a conservative Catholic is to be  a racist, xenophobic remnant of a medieval era of the Church. Castellitto adds  his own flourishes in his portrayal of Tedesco as a grouchy troll-like figure.
                       
                      
                       
                      All these men harbour some sort of dark secret dealing  with corruption or sexual scandal to the point of eye-rolling predictably, not  to mention a glaring hypocrisy considering the film industry have long had  their own sexual abuse scandals including the abhorrent crimes of Harvey Weinstein,  with whom Fiennes worked with on several projects. Robert Harris, meanwhile,  has worked with convicted rapist Roman Polanski on The Ghost Writer and An Officer and a Spy.    
                      The performances in Conclave are universally good,  especially from Fiennes who as a truth-seeker amidst a nest of power-hungry  cardinals brings both pained sadness at his own perishing faith and a sense of hope  towards a church that can “finally!” be enlightened by todays moral standards.  The craft of Conclave is also fantastic, which should not be a surprise  considering that the film is poised to be a major player in the upcoming awards  season. 
                      Yet as Conclave progresses, Berger sticks it to  the Holy See with increased fervour. The usual talking points/criticisms  regarding the role of women and the LGBT community within the Church is  frequently touched upon. Then there is the films’ final act in which a “gotcha!”  moment brings home the intentionally sinister and transparently provocative nature  of the whole trashy enterprise.
                      While Conclave presents itself as an intelligent  verbal thriller about those who seek power in one of the worlds most powerful  institutions, the film is nothing more than a hit-piece on the Catholic Church  as a religion and especially an institution and proves again that the only  Catholic film Hollywood is interested in making is an anti-Catholic film.